> From: [shithead]
> Subject: Exploits
>
> where can i learn about basic exploits and how to deploy them? im going to
> be pen testing a new WAN and my supervisor has no clue what shes doing. I've
> been subscribed to this group for a while and I know that you folks are the
> ones to ask.
>
> Thank you
> [real name]


roguedaemon's translation:

I'm a stupid asshole who has no clue about anything, including the fact that my
message will be immortalized on the internet for my supervisor to find, and
anyone else who might be important to my career in the future. I am also a coward
who can't put my ego away to get the job done, and I want to learn as much as
possible ahead of time, with the help of you good people, so I can hopefully
cover the fact that I am a shithead. Please give me everything I want right now so
I don't have to do any actual research on my own, and can bring my hateful
fantasy to fruition as quickly as possible.